The Smackademy Awards

[Pathetic Loser]

surely there must be some mention of abu.

[Dr Bob]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by socalvansmack:


Cecil B. DeDr. Bob, didn't you also craft a Pulp Fiction/Smack Fiction screenplay?</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah, but I didn't finish it....maybe Spielberg will finish it for me like he did AI for Kubrick....

[Smackie Chan]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Van [down by the river]:
Has anybody suggested "Best Sig"?</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

I don't think so, and I haven't seen Best Avatar either. I'll compile a list of categories in the next day or two. I've already ordered the gift baskets.

[reina]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Smackie Chan:
Niiiiiicest Poster -- tomasmk2, mothomus, Deej, reina
</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm not nice, I'm just dreadfully inarticulate & boring beyond belief therefore I can't express my distain & contempt for most of the crap you spew.

<---CUTE!

[Van [down by the river]]

Smackie, a few posts above yours Prime X suggests Best Avatar....

[Smackie Chan]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Van:

Smackie, a few posts above yours Prime X suggests Best Avatar....</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

You coulda just followed board protocol and said, "Read more, post less, douchebag!" I woulda gotten the message.

[Python]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Smackie Chan:


You coulda just followed board protocol and said, "Read more, post less, douchebag!" </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

He's right Van. That would have been more dramatic.

[Van [down by the river]]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Python:


He's right Van. That would have been more dramatic.</font></font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Bwaaaaaahaaaahaaa!!!

Right. Fuck you. Fuck each and every one of you. Fuck you with Val's Plaster O' Paris encased dick to the point that you yodel. I hate you all.

(Hey!! My nic no longer has that [down by the river] addendum I had to create when THE was begun! Thanks Biggie!)

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ February 20, 2002 05:14 PM: Message edited by: Van ]</font>

[OmegaVerb]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by reina:
I'm not nice, I'm just dreadfully inarticulate & boring beyond belief therefore I can't express my distain & contempt for most of the crap you spew.

<---CUTE!</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

reina is suggesting Cutest Poster, Most Boring Poster, and Most Inarticulate Poster

[Smackie Chan]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Van:


(Hey!! My nic no longer has that [down by the river] addendum I had to create when THE was begun! Thanks Biggie!)</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Nice try, TROLL!!!!!